No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!

adamusprime:

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

frogparty:

frogparty:

gasolina, the original despacito,

you all know im right. you all know its fucking true.

lumpyspacewarrior:

izzydoodledump:

crooked-djinn:

izzydoodledump:

Jinkies!

Someone fucking photoshop Fred in that place. Please.

Ask and you shall receive!

You know I had to Scooby Dooby Doo it to ‘em.

wormcocks:

wormcocks:

wormcocks:

I never get any of the cool bots

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

whereshadowsmakeshadows:

Pre order the new call of duty and get gamestop exclusive racial slurs to yell over xbox live

fullmetalfisting:

an-adult:

the-feminists-are:

four-female:

ghostbusters?

taking over! i’m

virgin!

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

robbstark:

the good place (2016-)

captainmarvels:

Evangeline Lilly ending male actors in 78 seconds. (x)